Little Miss Awkward

I just can’t help it!!

We all in da club

dancing.jpg ‘Twas a friend’s birthday a while ago and after a few drinks and apperitifs at her house, someone decided that we should go to a club. I look at my watch 1am, isn’t it a bit late to go clubbing? I was duly informed that we are going at the right time. As it has been a while since I have been to a club, I was a filled with a mixture of anxiety, anticipation, dread and excitement in equal measures. I love music and love to dance but it has been a while.

We got to the club, it was absolutely pissing it down and we had to queue outside for ages. Now I remember why it has been while since I have been clubbing. Got in the club, and things started looking up. The music was great, the atmosphere was good, it was just about people wanting to have a good time. As I got down on the dance floor, to my relief, I realised that I still had it 🙂

The good time I had was quite often interrupted by a couple of guys who asked me to dance. Normally this is not a problem, as it is nice to asked but at the same token, all I agreed to was a dance not a dry humping and groping session. It was awful, hands everywhere, hard things rubbing against me that really had no business doing that or being hard in the first place. I spent most of my time removing hands and trying to get some air between our bodies.  The guys were not my cup of tea, so that didn’t help matters. I don’t know maybe if it was a guy that got my eyebrows twitching (this is not a euphemism) I might not have been adverse to some bump ‘n’ grind action but some thing told me that this was the closest a couple of these guys had come to an erotic moment in a decade (shudder).

Is this what clubbing is about these days, random men trying to cop-a-feel?


September 30, 2007 - Posted by | Blogroll, France, Music, Rant, Romance, Uncategorized


  1. the answer to your question is: yes. in most clubs I go to, both in America and in Europe, men will always try to get some ‘action’. I also noticed that this “bump ‘n’ grind” action is more common now than a few years ago.
    may also be that I’m getting older…

    Comment by EuroPosh | September 30, 2007 | Reply

  2. I’m starting to think so, hence why I can’t be bothered with it either these days 😦

    Most of them are probably just trying to get you to go home with them and shag them. So sad

    Comment by The Divine Miss M | October 1, 2007 | Reply

  3. LOLS @ “hard things rubbing against me that really had no business doing that or being hard in the first place”
    They’re the same kind of men who think that, just because you’re wearing a skirt / low-cut top, you want them to comment on your body. Idiots.

    Comment by Miss Despina | October 2, 2007 | Reply

  4. Clubbing these days is less about the socialising and more about getting your freak on, so to speak.
    Sadly as much as I agree with you about the intentions of the men, there are as many girls who go to clubs for the same reason and who will even initiate a bump ‘n grind session on the dance floor. One minute you are dancing, the next minute her booty is right up in your crotch.

    Comment by chitty | October 3, 2007 | Reply

  5. Chitty – so true, in fact with a certain level of alcohol in me I am probably one of those girls 😉

    London is terrible for that shit!

    Comment by The Divine Miss M | October 3, 2007 | Reply

  6. Miss Despina – umm isn’t that why we wear really low cut tops, we want men to look at our boobs .. I can’t think of any other reason … I use my boobs to my advantage!

    Comment by The Divine Miss M | October 3, 2007 | Reply

  7. Miss M – and with enough alcohol I am one of those guys that will let you. Damn, we are a sad bunch!

    Comment by chitty | October 3, 2007 | Reply

  8. I want them to admire from afar rather than comment though!

    Comment by Miss Despina | October 3, 2007 | Reply

  9. Divine- Please change your comments settings as only those with blogger accounts can comment, pretty please 🙂

    Comment by sugar007 | October 3, 2007 | Reply

  10. Ok … *runs off to do it*

    Chitty – we might even have met before in that situation 😉

    Comment by The Divine Miss M | October 4, 2007 | Reply

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